the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.



posted on September 02nd 2014 at 2:33 via stormafter © habibipalestina with 463,497 notes -- reblog

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont



posted on September 02nd 2014 at 2:05 via stormafter © lizardmanlizardmanlizardman with 95,967 notes -- reblog

tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]



posted on September 02nd 2014 at 1:37 via leanneabanana © tastefullyoffensive with 76,473 notes -- reblog

youfinallycamehometome:

d-diggity:

girl drop it to the floor

I have deep concerns for the human race



posted on September 02nd 2014 at 1:09 via txlover © d-diggity with 193,424 notes -- reblog

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 


The Scottish Doctor has arrived



posted on September 02nd 2014 at 12:12 via thenotsosilentmonk © jackdonaghy with 6,484 notes -- reblog

manola-das-dorgas:

accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal



posted on September 02nd 2014 at 11:44 via sasstielwinchester © lolgifs.net with 116,369 notes -- reblog

corriezodori:

a-romeo-that-loves:

oh my god toyota.

THISWASTHEBESTCOMMERCIAL



posted on September 02nd 2014 at 11:16 via stigs-mexican-cousin © miilesluna with 373,295 notes -- reblog


posted on September 02nd 2014 at 10:48 via onelonelygod © timelordcurse with 965 notes -- reblog